The  Harvard  Song

To the Tune of Breaking up is hard to do

Please take my son away from me

Enroll him in your universityC’mon Harvard please come through

We think he’ll really work for you

He’s so bright and he’s so warm

Please put him in your very nicest dorm

He’s so fun and he’s so hip

You could give him a full scholarship

You see my son is ready to go

He’s got great grades that show that he’s in the know

See all his golden awards

But you’re the only school that he’s leaning towards

So won’t you please just let him in

You won’t regret it , you will surely win

C’mon Harvard accept my son

We think your school is number ONE!