Directory Of Humor

WEDDING JOKES 

A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down
the aisle, he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd.
While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and
roar. 

So it went:
step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR, all the way down the aisle.

As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears, from laughing so
hard, by the time he reached the pulpit. The little boy, however,
was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and
was also near tears, by the time he reached the pulpit.

When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was
being the Ring Bear."