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Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking!
If you cheat, may you cheat death.
If you steal, may you steal a woman's heart.
If you fight, may you fight for a brother.
And if you drink, may you drink with me.
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May you live as
long as you want,
And never want as long as you live.
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May those who love us love us.
And those that don't love us, may God turn their hearts.
And if He doesn't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles,
So we'll know them by their limping.
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A toast to your coffin
May it be made of 100 year old oak
And may we plant the tree for it together tomorrow
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May misfortune follow you the rest of your life
And never catch up
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May the roof above us never fall in
And may the friends here below it never fall out
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May the saddest day of your future
Be no worse than the happiest day of your past
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Here's to you
and here's to me
Best friends we shall always be
And if by chance we disagree
The Hell with you - then here's to me !!!!!!!
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May your friends always respect you
May trouble neglect you
May Heaven accept you
And may you carry our love with you wherever you go
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May the Good
Lord take a liking to you,
... but not too soon!
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May the road rise to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face.
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the hollow of His hand.
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May your troubles be less and your blessings be more
And may nothing but happiness come through your door
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From distant homes and first beginnings
To undiscovered ends
Nothing is worth the wear of winning
But laughter & the love of friends
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There are only two things to worry about
Either you are well or you are sick
If you are well there is nothing to worry about
If you are sick there are only two things to worry about
Either you will get better or you will die
If you get better than there is nothing to worry about
If you die there will be only two things to worry about
Either you will go to heaven or you will go to hell
If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about
But if you go to hell you'll be so busy shaking hands
with all of your friends you won't have any time to worry
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May you live to be a hundred years,
With one extra year to repent!
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May you live as long as you want,
And never want as long as you live
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May the most wish for be the least you get
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May your glass be ever full
May your roof be ever strong
And may you be in heaven
A half hour before the devil knows you're dead
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There are good ships, there are wood ships
And there are ships that sail the sea
But the best ships are friendships
And may they always be
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May your home always be too small to hold all your friends
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May there always be work for your hands to do;
may your purse always hold a coin or two;
may the sun always shine on your windowpane;
may a rainbow be certain to follow each rain;
may the hand of a friend always be near you;
may God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.
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May you live to be a hundred years,
With one extra year to repent!
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Always remember to forget the things that made you sad
But never forget to remember the things that made you glad
Always remember to forget the friends that were untryue
But never forget to remember the ones that have stuck by you
Always remember to forget the troubles that passed your way
But never forget to remember the blessings that come each day
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May your laughter, your love and your wine be plenty
Thus your happiness will be nothing less
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Though you hold your children's hands for just a little while
May you hold their hearts forever
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A toast to
bread, for without bread, there could be no toast.
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Here's to the
health of your enemies' enemies!
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Here's to the women
(men) who love me so terribly,
May they soon improve.
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May you have
the hindsight to know where you've been
the foresight to know where you're going
and the insight to know when you're going too far.
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Here's to it and from it and to it again and if you don't get to it to do it
may you never get to it to do it again.
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May you have warm
words on a cold evening,
a full moon on a dark night,
and a smooth road all the way to your door.
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Health, love and
money, and the time to enjoy them!
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Here's to our
hostess considerate and sweet;
Her wit is endless, but when do we eat?
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_Ad finem esto
fidelis. Be faithful to the end.
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May you be poor in
misfortune, rich in blessings,
Slow to make enemies, quick to make friends.
But rich or poor, quick or slow,
may you know nothing but happiness from this day forward.
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When we drink, we
get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!
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Doh! A beer! I want
a beer....
Ray, the guy who buys me beer.
Me, the guy who Ray buys beer...
Far, the way to go for beer.
So, I think I'll have a beer...
La, la la la la la la.
Tea? No thanks I'll have a beer...
And that brings us back to Doh! doh! doh!
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For every wound, a
balm. For every sorrow, cheer.
For every storm, a calm. For every thirst, a beer.
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"There are
many good reasons for drinking
And one just entered my head
A man should drink while he's living
Cause he sure can't drink when he's dead!"
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Champagne costs too
much, Whiskey's too rough,
Vodka puts big mouths in gear. This little refrain
Should help to explain Why it's better to order a beer!
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Some Guinness was
spilt on the barroom floor
When the pub was shut for the night.
When out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse
And stood in the pale moonlight.
He lapped up the
frothy foam from the floor
Then back on his haunches he sat.
And all night long, you could hear the mouse roar,
"Bring on the goddamn cat!"
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Here's a toast to
the roast that good fellowship lends,
With the sparkle of beer and wine;
May its sentiment always be deeper, my friends,
Than the foam at the top of the stein.
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Always remember to
forget the things that made you sad.
But never forget to remember the things that made you glad
Always remember to forget the friends that proved untrue.
But never forget to remember those that have stuck by you.
Always remember to forget the troubles that passed away.
But never forget to remember the blessings that come each day.
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If you're
enough lucky to be Irish...
You're lucky enough!
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'Tis better to buy
a small bouquet
And give to your friend this very day,
Than a bushel of roses white and red
To lay on his coffin after he's dead.
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May the
blessings of each day be the blessings you need most
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Life is like a cup of tea, it's all in how you make it!
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We cannot
share this sorrow if we haven't grieved a while.
Nor can we feel another's joy until we've learned to smile
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St. Patrick
was a gentleman who through strategy and stealth
Drove all the snakes from Ireland here's toasting to his health.
But not too many toastings lest you lose yourself and then
Forget the good St. Patrick and see all those snakes again.
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An Irishman is
never drunk as long as
He can hold onto one blade of grass and not
Fall off the face of the earth.
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There are
only two kinds of people in the world, The Irish
And those who wish they were.
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Do not resent
growing old. Many are denied the privilege.
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Here's to you
and yours and to mine and ours.
And if mine and ours ever come across to you and yours,
I hope you and yours will do as much for mine and ours
As mine and ours will always gladly do for you and yours!
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May the most you
wish for be the least you get.
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Wherever you
do and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you.
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May you have food
and raiment, a soft pillow for your head,
May you be forty years in heaven before the devil knows you're dead.
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May you live
all the days of your life.
- Jonathan Swift
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Here's to fine
wine, women, and song.
And here's to workdays that aren't too long.
Here's to shoes that always fit.
And here's to you, you silly shit!
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There are
good ships, and there are wood ships,
The ships that sail the sea.
But the best ships, are friendships,
And may they always be.
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May you have warm
words on a cold evening,
A full moon on a dark night,
And the road downhill all the way to your door.
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Here's to the men
we love.
Here's to the men that love us.
Here's to the men we love, but don't love us.
Oh, screw them, let's drink to us.
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May today there be peace within you.
May you
trust that you are exactly
where you are meant to be
And be thankful for the friends and family who
are the quiet angels
Who lift you to your feet when your wings have
trouble remembering how to fly
