The phone rings at the FBI office -  "I'm calling to report my neighbor Mr Johnston - he is apparently involved in nefarious activities. I overheard him say he hid the diamonds in his firewood and the FBI will never ever find it there ."

The next day several FBI men show up - they break every single piece of wwood open - but find no diamonds at all .  They leave, cursing.  The phone rings at Johston's house.
" Did they come?" 
Yes - did they chop the wood?  " 
"Yes they did "
"Ok now it's your turn to call - Need my vegetable patch plowed"
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