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Potential Company Mergers*
Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New company will be
called Fairwell Honeychild
Polygram records, Warner Brothers and Keebler: New company will be
called Poly Warner Cracker
W.R. Grace Co., Fuller Brush Co., Mary Kay Cosmetics and Hale Business
Systems: New company will be called Hale Mary Fuller Grace
3M and Goodyear: New company will be called mmmGood
John Deere and Abitibi-Price: New company will be called Deere Abi
Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil: New company will be called Honey I'm
Home
Denison Mines, Alliance and Metal Mining: New company will be called
Mine, All Mine
3M, J.C. Penney and Canadian Opera Company: New company will be called 3
Penney Opera
Knott's Berry Farm and National Organization for Women: New company will
be called Knott NOW!
Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining: New company will
be called Zip Audi Do-Da
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