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Potential Company Mergers*


Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New company will be
called Fairwell Honeychild

Polygram records, Warner Brothers and Keebler: New company will be
called Poly Warner Cracker

W.R. Grace Co., Fuller Brush Co., Mary Kay Cosmetics and Hale Business
Systems: New company will be called Hale Mary Fuller Grace

3M and Goodyear: New company will be called mmmGood

John Deere and Abitibi-Price: New company will be called Deere Abi

Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil: New company will be called Honey I'm
Home

Denison Mines, Alliance and Metal Mining: New company will be called
Mine, All Mine

3M, J.C. Penney and Canadian Opera Company: New company will be called 3
Penney Opera

Knott's Berry Farm and National Organization for Women: New company will
be called Knott NOW!

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining: New company will
be called Zip Audi Do-Da

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Last Update September 09, 2007