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Jewish JOKES A Jewish mother and her adorable daughter were out on the golden sands of a
pristine tropical beach. The little one played in the sand in her frilly
sunsuit and matchching hat while the mother sat watchfully nearby.
Sunddenly and with absolutely no warning the sea rose into a huge wall of
water which washed over the beach and all of the sunbathers. The little
girl was swept out to sea in the waves. Horiffied the other bathers
screamed or ran & tried to help. But the girl was gone. Her
mother cried out in anguish and looked to the heavens, pleading for help.
As though her prayers had been instantly heard, the sea rose again into the
giant wall of water and washed again over the entire beach. When it
subsided the little girl lay on the sand in front of her mother. The
mother bent to grab her up in her arms, hugged her tightly , looked once
again to the heavens and said, .......... "
She had a hat."_________________________ _________________________________________ Sam Levy was driving down the road, gets pulled over by a policeman. Walking up to Sam's car, the policeman says, "Your wife fell out of the car 5 miles back. Sam replies, "Thank god for that...I'd thought I'd gone deaf!" ________________________________________________________________ Short summary of every Jewish Holiday: "They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat." ________________________________________________________________ What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish Mother? Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go. _______________________________________________________________ Jewish view on when life begins: There's a big controversy on when life begins. In Jewish tradition the fetus is not considered viable until after it graduates from medical school. ________________________________________________________________ A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he's been given a part
in the school play. "Wonderful. What part is it?" The boy says, "I play the
part of the Jewish husband." The mother scowls and says,"Go back and tell the
teacher you want a speaking part." What did the waiter ask the group of dining Jewish mothers?
"Is ANYTHING all right?" 5759 Year according to Jewish calendar 4696 Year according to Chinese calendar 1063 Total number of years that Jews went without Chinese food ________________________________________________________ A man calls his mother in Florida. "Mom, how are you?" ________________________________________________________ How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb? (Sigh) Don't bother, I'll sit in the dark." ____________________________________________________
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