When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
Take naps and stretch before rising.
Run, romp, and play daily.
Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
et others know when they've invaded your territory.
Avoid biting, when a simple growl will do.
On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.
On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree.
When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout... run right
back and make friends.
Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.
Be loyal.
If what you want what lies buried, keep digging until you find it.
When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.
KDS INSTRUCTIONS ON LIFE
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
Patrick, Age 10 When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents.
Matthew, Age 12 Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching.
Andrew, Age 9 Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.
Rocky, Age 9 Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning.
Stephanie, Age 8 Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
Rosemary, Age 7 Don't flush the toilet when your dad's in the shower.
> >>>Lamar, Age 10
> >>>
> >>>Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when your
> >parents
> >>>are doing taxes.
> >>>Carrol, Age 9
> >>>
> >>>Never bug a pregnant mom.
> >>>Nicholas, Age 11
> >>>
> >>>Don't ever be too full for dessert.
> >>>Kelly, Age 10
> >>>
> >>>When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't
answer
> him.
> >>>Heather, Age 16
> >>>
> >>>Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
> >>>Michael, Age 14
> >>>
> >>>Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a golf club.
> >>>Joel, Age 12
> >>>
> >>>When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's
> on
> the
> >>>phone.
> >>>Alyesha, Age 13
> >>>
> >>>Never try to baptize a cat.
> >>>Laura, Age 13
> >>>
> >>>Never spit when on a roller coaster.
> >>>Scott, Age 11
> >>>
> >>>Never do pranks at a police station.
> >>>Sam, Age 10
> >>>
> >>>Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving.
> >>>Rob, Age 10
> >>>
> >>>Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what
> your
> mom
> >>>told you to do.
> >>>Hank, Age 12
> >>>
> >>>Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand.
> >>>Molly, Age 11
> >>>
> >>>Listen to your brain. It has lots of information.
> >>>Chelsey, Age 7
> >>>
> >>>Stay away from prunes.
> >>>Randy, Age 9
> >>>
> >>>Never dare your little brother to paint the family car.
> >>>Phillip, Age 13
> >>
