GEOGRAPHICALLY SPEAKING
State Mottos
>>> Alabama: At Least We're not Mississippi
>> Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
>>> Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat
>>> Arkansas:Litterasy Ain't
Everything
>>>California: As Seen on TV
>>> Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
>>>Connecticut:Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With
Less Character
>>>Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our
Water
>>> Florida:Ask Us About Our Grandkids
>>> Georgia: We Put the "Fun" in
Fundamentalist Extremism
>>> Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
>>>(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
>>> Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're
Not, But The
>>>Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
>>>Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
>>> Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
>>> Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
>>> Kansas:First Of The Rectangle States
>>> Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
>>>Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But
That's Our Tourism Campaign
>>> Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
>>> Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware
>>> Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
(For Most Tax Brackets)
>>> Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians
>>> Minnesota: "10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000
Mosquitoes"
>>> Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State
>>> Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at
Work
>>> Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber,
Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little Else
>>> Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
>>> Nevada: Whores and Poker!
>>> New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone
>>> New Jersey: Ya Wanna ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer
##$%##! Motto Right Here!
>>>New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
>>> New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You
Have the Right to
>>>an Attorney...
>>> North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable
>>> North Dakota: We Really are One of the 50 States!
>>> Ohio: We Wish We Were In Michigan
>>> Oklahoma: Like the Play, only No Singing
>>> Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
>>> Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
>>> Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
>>>South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn't
Actually Surrender
>>> South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
>>> Tennessee: The Educashun State
>>> Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I speak English)
>>> Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
>>> Vermont: Yep
>>> Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw
Yokels Don't Mix?
>>> Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and
Slackers!
>>> Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
>>> West Virginia: One Big Happy Family -- Really!
>>>Wisconsin: Eat Cheese or Die
>>> Wyoming: Wynot?
