Beer Related Quotes
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without
holding on. --Dean Martin
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group.
I read about the evils of drinking, and it
scared me so much, I gave up
reading.--Henny Youngman
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a
frontal lobotomy. --Tom Waits
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
--Stephen Wright
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I
drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and
think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes
and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of
work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to
myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let
their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my
liver." -- Jack Handy>>
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
--Frank Sinatra
The problem with some people is that when they
aren't drunk, they're sober. --William Butler Yeats
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of
alcohol. --Anonymous
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
--W.C. Fields
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to
my lunch? --Tee Mans
When we drink, we get drunk When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! -- Brian O'Rourke (figures it would be an
Irishman!)
Always remember that I have taken more out of
alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. --Winston
Churchill
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be
happy. --Benjamin Franklin
The problem with the world is that everyone is a
few drinks behind. --Humphrey Bogart
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. --Dave Barry
And God said, "Let there be beer!" And
He saw that it was good. Then God said, "Let there be light!" And then He said, "Whoa - too much
light."
